Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
I found my favorite pair of brown flip flops under the bed today when I cleaned. Amazing things are found when one decides to take a good gander under the bed. I found some Jack in the Box crutons too. I also found other things, but since I am always so open and frank with you Dear Diary all the time, I'll put a muzzle on it for now.

I like wearing my green Mountain Dew vintage T-shirt that I only paid two dollars for at the Goodwill in Dallas, Texas. It's super soft and oh so snuggley. I like snuggley things.

As you can tell there is A LOT going on in my life. Talk to you later Dear Diary BFFs for LIFE.